What's this, you ask? It's a quick and easy way to get in touch with me about writing for your publication or company website or social media or [insert fun, challenging, handsomely paid project here]. PLEASE NOTE: I am currently unavailable for:
(a) "pick your brain" (read: free consultation) meetings,
(b) projects that pay in "great exposure" (a currency my landlord unfortunately does not accept from me), and
(c) writing about your hot new band/artist.
But do feel free to inquire here about my hourly rates! Thanks for understanding. :)